top fridge

The freezer. Because it's on top of the fridge.

These beers are warm, let's put them in top fridge.

by albodertfregmodyne August 02, 2010

beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

by albodertfregmodyne August 02, 2010