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beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

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The freezer. Because it's on top of the fridge.

These beers are warm, let's put them in top fridge.

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