Markuss

Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.

Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.

by Smallppjake February 1, 2022

ky markham

Ky is a loyal and good looking friend. He is known for his kind heart an amazing} personality. Not only that but he becomes know as the Legend} Springtrap and gains popularity because of his kindheartedness. He is usually a blonde with gray eyes and just a hint of blue in them.

Ky is Amazing}

Ky is {Rare
“Ky Markham is one of the most amazing friends you’ll ever have. He won’t give up on you and is very trustworthy.”

by Avery Dennis January 4, 2018

Markus

Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.

Greg: Did you see that?

Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?

by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016

MarkussZigis

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches

P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.

by Tractoristic dude March 13, 2022

Markus

A very generous man who is normally good at talking to people and telling jokes. Likes to look at ass, and has a huge knob ranging anywhere from 7-12 inches hard. Will probably fuck your mom or sister if given the chance.

"Have you seen Markus around here?"
"Yeah I think he's with Kelsey slam camming her"

by definitely not markus January 3, 2017

Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon

Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!

by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020

Markunt

'Doing a Markunt' The act of reading a Face Book group's Description and somehow coming to the conclusion that you are described in a offensive manner.

Thus causing you to do everything you can to get that group closed down.

Although finding out later that the description had nothing to do with you and you are suffering paranoia.

Fark was fuming after reading the group description.

"One ranga who seems to have ended up being rewarded with being born a ginger, ugly and completely unfunny."

Fark "I'll show them I'll get their group shut down"

Fark then proceeded to upload pornographic pictures and reported group finally getting it shut down

Ricky "Fark you dumb fuck that was written 6 months before you joined and any of us knew you"

Fark " oh sorry"

Ricky "oh ffs you have done a Markunt on the group"

by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009