Descendents of aliens from the planet Mormog, whose mothership crash-landed in the middle of what is known today as Salt Lake City, Utah. In an attempt to fit in, they adopted the dominant religion, Christianity, and twisted certain aspects around to suit their alien ways of life. The main compartment of the ruined craft survived however. It is buried approximately a mile underneath their greatest temple, and is heavily guarded by purposely grown (and carefully trained) biological monstrosities. The reason for all this security is that the craft harbors advanced mind-warping technology. Should they ever bring their advanced alien science into light, Mormons could tear the very fabric of Western society. Every non-Mormon mind would be enslaved to a great machine - an undetected, disembodied entity hidden (like the preserved remains of their ship) underneath their great temple - and forced to do their bidding. Those who resist would be exterminated via their lethal, telepathic powers. You have been warned.
The Osmonds are Mormons.
by Andrew Bastard May 23, 2006
Get the Mormon mug.a group of people who unknown to them have been brainwashed and believe that god is a man living on another planet (near kolob) who has lots of wives. They believe they can also become gods and have their own wee planet. Jospeh Smith started the whole thing - he was a mason and stold lot of their ideas. he also had 14 wives, some of whom already had husbands and one was only 14. the religion is sick. visit www.exmormon.org or www.realmormonhistory for more info.
by I used to be a mormon.... April 9, 2005
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morman girl: yes i am going to heaven.
Normal black girl: Oh yeah i am glad .
Morman girl: i won't see you there though.
NBG:what do you mean ?
Morman girl : well negro's can't attain a higher level .
NBG : why ?
MG : because you are a beast !
Normal black girl: Oh yeah i am glad .
Morman girl: i won't see you there though.
NBG:what do you mean ?
Morman girl : well negro's can't attain a higher level .
NBG : why ?
MG : because you are a beast !
by Lafawanduh September 2, 2005
Get the Mormon mug.A highly religious group of people who love the Lord Jesus Christ, and try their best to be like Him out of love for Him. They believe God is our loving Heavenly Father, and that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. They believe the teachings of Jesus Christ and the prophets can help people gain peace in this life and eternal life in the world to come. They believe God has always used prophets to teach this to his children. They believe Jesus Christ was the only perfect, sinless person to ever live, and through his grace we are saved. He is the only object of their worship. They believe the church Christ set up was rejected by the people at that time and was not restored in its fulness until 1820 when God the Father and Jesus Christ, out of love, appeared to Joseph Smith and called him to be one of their prophets. Under the direction of God and Jesus Christ himself, Joseph Smith restored Christ's true church: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. As evidence of this to the world, God had Joseph Smith translate The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ. They believe the Bible is the word of God, and that The Book of Mormon is also the word of God. The Book of Mormon helps them more clearly understand the Bible. Mormons believe God answers prayers and families can last forever. They believe salvation can come to all who choose to follow Jesus Christ in word and in deed.
by infaredx November 15, 2012
Get the Mormon mug.A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a tax collector or a security clearance inspector.
One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.
A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.
A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.
A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.
A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
Heber is a Mormon. He religiously screws gentiles in all his business dealings and often mistreats the wives.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.
Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.
Mormon: "Hi! Would you be interested in some information on the Mormons?" *smile*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*
by kilgor May 21, 2005
Get the Mormon mug.the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage
i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)
by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
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