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lurgan

Honestly the town with all the junior high ones smoking their little e cig (it’s meant to help you quit smoking), honestly they don’t want to get caught but end up doing it at like 2:45 pm in a public park where tons of houses can see you doing the sesh. They also do weed.

Fun fact: there was some kid who was “slabbering” about a girl and ending up getting beaten; in his own house. Because everyone beat his door down.

Then we got the ones after junior high and the ones that are still in junior high shouting “FUCK THE PEELERS” “NO SURRENDER - THE POPES A BENDER”. like their so proud to
be a protestant, it’s honestly an embarrassment. Always doing weed in an abandoned factory.

lurgan is also the place that people use the phrase “Lah” instead of “Lad”. Mainly a way of acting hard
“You live in Craigavon bie?

“Ay!”

“Which part?”

“Lurgan!”

“That shithole, that’s lethal lah.”
by OKBOOMERo0Oo0O December 11, 2019
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mega-lardass

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon
guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.
by g4000 April 3, 2009
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luda

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Lardass

An extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing World of Warcraft.
Cries alot when left out of everything.
Hated by everyone because hes a fatass ninja..
"Lardass will never get a group again after we post this on the forums"
"In the name of France I Conquer this bread"
"Hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues"
"Hunters are useful group members"
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Lurdle

(Lur-dul)

A lurdle is someone or something, typically an animal, that acts stupidly, slowly, or opposite of what it should.

Also a noise made by children with their mouths.
"Look at Bobby, he's such a lurdle when he throws his food"
Or "That dumb lurdle dog of ours is chasing cars again"
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ludacris

Putting big saran wrap on the toilet is completly ludacris.
by Ashley January 3, 2005
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ludacris

n. explosive diarrhea, a common side effect of food sensitivity consumption such as dairy, gluten, such as beer shits

v. the act of "Blowing It Out Yo Ass"

Defined from the rapper Ludacris's single "Blow It Out" released in 2003 from the album "Chicken N Beer".

A common code phase to friends and family explaining sudden departure to the nearest toilet. Easily texted reason for being late. Often shorten to luda.
"Every time I'm dying in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea, I'm humming Ludacris's "Blow It Out Ya Ass!" for moral support."

"Hey guys, go on without me. I gotta...ludacris. ludacris."

"Where are you?"
"ludacris"
"Oh, good luck"

"I'm going to be about 10 mins late. Ludacris"
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