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In women's prisons, "Lesbian Until Release Date"
That new girl in cell block D is definatly a LURD.
lurd by Jer777 August 3, 2007
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lurd • lurders • LURDLE • Lurda • Lurdes • lurdeilysse • lurdfhap • lurdi • lurding • Lurdinha
n. (lûrd)

1. Derives from the fusion of the two words "liquid" and "turd;" excrement that expels from the anus not in the usual solid form but as a continuous, sometimes lighting-quick, fluid, filling the toilet bowl or possibly coating the rim of the toilet bowl as if being shot from a paint cannon.

2. A contemptible person, whose guts and blood you would like to see splatter from his or her body like "liquid terd" from an anus.

3. In hick speak, a "loud kid" or someone who does not know how to be quiet or subtle with any normal day-to-day activity, such as eating, moving a table, talking on the phone, or putting away dishes.
"I just spilled a bigtime lurd in that toilet that it rocketed out of my butthole, and my buttcheeks were coated with its spray."

"I can't believe he would rat me out like that, I could just kill that lurd."

"Can he do anything without making such a racket?" "No, cause he's a lurd."
lurd by T-Rev May 28, 2006
Heavily used in liverpool meaning freind, or chum
Ite lurd, s'appinin r u hittin on the mozam 2nite ?
lurd by Twiggy August 3, 2004
any alcoholic beverage that falls under the category of a beer; not liquors, wines, champagnes, etc.
Hey man pass me a lurd! Now this is a nice frothy lurd.
lurd by Cassie Bradley February 25, 2008
An extremely good friend but thrives to be the best. Naturally good at games immediately after learning the controls. You wouldn't want to piss him off by hurting his friends or family because if you do, he'll make sure you suffer.
Woah, Lurd is so good at that game! He only started 3 days ago!
Lurd by Ethan the Enderman January 22, 2021
Penis shaped sugar cookies that are usually made by sororities, and bachelorette parties
Hey Gina, did you make the lurders yet?
lurders by Justin Huey May 2, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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