Definitions by g4000

the hood rats rule

the act of having sex with prostitutes or other unsavory ladies in order to gain sexual experiance

guy: my girlfriend is going to think im wierd for being bad at sex

friend: go have sex with some prozzys. its called the hood rats rule.

the hood rats rule by g4000 August 4, 2009

fcuk 

1. french connection united kingdom

2. fit chick unbelievalbe knockers

girl: ooh, i need to buy some clothes, i'll go to fcuk.

guy 1: check out that fcuk!
guy 2: nice!

fcuk by g4000 July 19, 2009

mega-lardass 

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon

guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.

mega-lardass by g4000 April 3, 2009

After-fat 

when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.

Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.

After-fat by g4000 February 24, 2009