Kristofer

A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big

Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristof

He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.

Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((

1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

kristoffercoon

The most amazing person on Tumblr. Really caring and will always be there for friends. Known as coon or Redo. Really cute too.

"Hey, who's tumblr do you recommend?"
"Oh, you should def check out kristoffercoon."

by huhuehue September 13, 2013

Kristof Radocki

Kristof Radocki is the cutest boy in the world. He has a talent for everything, music, writing, painting, drawing, etc. He can sing really cute. Kristof has many friends, everyone knows and loves him. All girls like him (not just girls). He has a very cool style, not just in dressing. He can charm anyone with just one sentence. He has very soft hair and skin. People would kill for his hair. His sense of humour is brilliant, he can make everyone laugh. Kristof's soulmate is the luckiest girl/boy in the world.

Person 1: Did you hear that? Kristof Radocki has a girlfriend now.
Person 2 : What? I'm going to play a game of "József Attila".

by Cicaslany November 22, 2021

Kristoff

A big big hairy man whom lives in a land of wonder and potatoes, Scottsdale.

he loves gerbals and charlies small wang.

<3 xoxoxoxox

Kristoff: Grrr im a big hairy gorilla from the scottsdale B&B.

Kristoff: Hello

Kristoff: Charlie Chang has a tiny wang! <3

by janandholga October 8, 2008

kristofferson

the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.

things were going so well with my date until i got all kristofferson on her and said, "growing old sacres me so let's stay young together."

by devsla June 1, 2006

Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012