Kalim

Kalim is an amazing, tall, smart, attractive guy who usually has light hair, tanned skin, has abs, sexy as hell and good at every sport.

Kalim is also the most bubbly, cute, gorgeous, sweet and caring person you will ever meet and is very funny and fun to be around with.

Kalim has good taste in music, clothes and more, he also has alot of friends and all girls want him, once you have him, never let him go or you will regret it and will want him back so bad!!

Kalim is that guy that you would see alot of times but still make you have butterflies, go crazy with your heart pounding off your chest by his irresisrable contageous smile and those sexy blue eyes of his shining; making you wanna have his body wrapped around yours with you kissing him and never wanna let go<3<3

Kalim, not like all the other guys, has respect for women and treats that one girl he loves like a queen. Anyone is very lucky to have him.

Omg I love Kalim so muchh!!<3

by #yoloswaag September 9, 2013

Kailum

Thisguy is sexy af, handsome and has a 15inch penis. Is great at sex and if someone makes hom angry he bashes them. All girls fall for him

Oh shit watch out, there'e a Kailum!
Kailum is hot af

by jnfvjkad July 8, 2017

Kalmah

Kalmah is a melodic death metal band from Oulu,Finland that formed in 1998. In less than a year after its formation, Kalmah was signed by Spinefarm Records. The word "kalmah" is Karelian and could be translated as "to the grave" or "to the death."

Kalmah is responsible for 6 studio albums, each and every single one being a masterpiece: Swamplord (2000), They Will Return (2002), Swampsong (2003), The Black Waltz (2006), For the Revolution (2008), 12 Gauge (2010). If you're a fan of the melodic death metal genre you should most definetly check this band out.

Hey there, have you heared the latest Kalmah album 12 Gauge yet?
- I did! It felt being hit by a shotgun, but in a really pleasant way!

by LaffeHond July 6, 2010

kaliman

biggest pimp to ever walk the face of the earth. Outlawed from south beach, miami, and most of the west coast because of the danger of screaming women in bikinis

Kaliman caused a mid sized riot at the beach by simply taking off his shirt

by Brabit October 5, 2003

Kalamvokis

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works

Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*

by balconypro May 18, 2011

kabumfuck

Variation of North Kabumfuck; Middle of Nowhere

1. Where the heck do you live, kabumfuck?
2. I seriously live in Kabumfuck. There's nothing to do. Ever.

by Tindy October 8, 2005

Kalmykia

Small state of Russian Federation. Known for the only desert in Europe, biggest buddhism temple, and Kalmykia is a border between Europe and Asia.

I've never been in Kalmykia before...never even heard about it.

by dontfockaround April 2, 2010