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To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.
Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"
Kalman by Christopher Trout June 6, 2011
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kalamangus 

A new way to say git gud or end an word battle.
*Someone playing CS:GO*
A. Yo wtf y u hack
B. KALAMANGUS
A. Wtf u weird my dude
kalamangus by Ramenality January 22, 2019
biggest pimp to ever walk the face of the earth. Outlawed from south beach, miami, and most of the west coast because of the danger of screaming women in bikinis
Kaliman caused a mid sized riot at the beach by simply taking off his shirt
kaliman by Brabit October 5, 2003
A smart and intelligent person. Someone who can stand up for themselves and doesn’t give a fuck about what people say about him
Because you’re a Kalman
Kalman by Bob the Hero March 27, 2020
Kalman is probably the closest thing to a got humanity will get. He is strong, kind, sensitive, amazing, and in some ways - my hero. Kalman is also a term for a good thing happening.
My day was absolutely amazing. It was a Kalman day.
Kalman by CantDefiner December 21, 2021

kalamanci 

A Filipino type of citrus fruit; Can also be described as a mix of Lemons and Oranges.
"Katrina! Please pass the Kalamanci Juice!!"
kalamanci by Rikku Naru July 9, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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