Kalmah 

Kalmah is a melodic death metal band from Oulu,Finland that formed in 1998. In less than a year after its formation, Kalmah was signed by Spinefarm Records. The word "kalmah" is Karelian and could be translated as "to the grave" or "to the death." Kalmah is responsible for 6 studio albums, each and every [single one being a masterpiece: Swamplord (2000), They Will Return (2002), Swampsong (2003), The Black Waltz (2006), For the Revolution (2008), 12 Gauge (2010). If you're a fan of the melodic death metal genre you should most definetly check this band out.

Hey there, have you heared the latest Kalmah album 12 Gauge yet?
- I did! It felt being hit by a shotgun, but in a really pleasant way!

Kalmah by LaffeHond July 6, 2010

Kalmah 

A Finnish death metal band that kicks everyone's asses, especially Children of Bodom. Kalmah did not copy/steal music from Children of Bodom, Kalmah has actually been jamming together much longer than Children of Bodom even got a contract. Even though Children of Bodom got the record deal first, Kalmah (known as Ancestor at the time) has had many demo tapes that were recorded before Children of Bodom started producing their own albums.

Nerd: Dude Kalmah copied Children Of Bodom!!!!

Me: You know what else Kalmah copied, they copied YOUR MOM.

Kalmah by Shirkey November 9, 2004

Kalmah 

Kalmah is taken from the Karelian dialect. It is a relative language to Finnish with lots of same words. This language is fading but there is still people in the Karelian area and along the border of Finland and Russia who speak it. It means "to the grave" in English.

Kalmah is a finnish Black/Death-Metal-Band

Kalmah by Skolle January 29, 2004

kalahwauki 

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.

2020 is so kalahwauki

kalahwauki by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020

Kalahwauki 

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky

Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki

Kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki 

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable

2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.

kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020

kaleah

a beautiful person with deep dark brown eyes and hair. that person has an amazing personality and sometimes can be the best person on earth. she/he can be annoying but, you love them i love them everyone needs a kaleah in their. i just happy to have one right by my side.

person 1-i wish i had a kaleah

person 2-me too, they're so awesome

kaleah by cutemaster2 August 2, 2014