Kalani King

A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.

Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?

Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!

by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019

Kalanbe

A word In Haitian Kreyol
Freaks who like working together and fucking around with chicks.

Kalanbes Make jokes at six am! Talk about Math hl tis for the Kalombes.They are freaks.

Sometimes implies sodomists!
Kalombes are so Haitian.Always talking about who they fucked the other night.
A friendly name sometimes an insult within friends.

Luis is such a Kalanbe Look at the way he moves his hand!

Kalanbe! I dont wanna laugh now!

by Jojox April 6, 2011

kalanje

The best person ever who will make u laugh has a very big penis and is one for the ladies

Yo kalanje is a gyalist fam

by The boy who gets pussy July 10, 2017

kayaniel

Smartest,prettiest , sweetest , not afraid to speak her mind , an is very successful in life an can achieve all things if put her mind to it , a lot of boys admire u an u tend to get jealous at times

Kayaniel is so pretty

by Type anonomusly by sweety April 22, 2018

Kalani te ohaere

Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch

Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit

by Urlocaltradie566 March 6, 2019

kalanii

A Real nugget head nigga that’s down to ride when it’s drama time

Forrest Whittaker is a real kalanii with that big ass head

by Lilbighomiee January 5, 2018

kelanie

when the female vagina is so polluted with sextual transmitted diseases that the entire body starts to rot.

Condoms dont work on a kelanie, your stll going to catch something.

by hizzl November 6, 2007