Usually refers to the extra bit of piss that embarrassingly emerges, even after a vigorous shake.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.
Rob: "HAHA! What the fuck is that wet patch on the front of yer jeans?? you incontinent fuckwit!"
Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."
Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."
by mightynimrod June 4, 2009
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"At least your dick is bigger than average."
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by Claire the Bear March 6, 2009
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a certain female wants her face slammed in the toilet, and to have her head slammed in a car door, with three golfers hitting her with a hooded five iron while receiving the pizza hut triple stuff crust for 9.99 buffet...... instead of a two inch rich.
by the dirty crew January 8, 2008
Get the two inch rich mug.Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
by Char H April 27, 2007
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Most men lie about having an 8 inch dick because It’s an ideal size to have.
Most men lie about having an 8 inch dick because It’s an ideal size to have.
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Get the 8 inch mug.The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
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