Luke Huffine

1.A douche bag who has a small pecker(penis). 2. Someone who impulsively lies about almost everything, even when the time isn't appropriate. 3. A man-whore, who will do anything to get down a girl's pants. 4. A person or thing with excessive hair everywhere.

A:Man, that new kid is a Luke Huffine.
B:I know, who does he think he is?

by Gerade ich und Sie May 4, 2010

hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.

I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!

by subberz August 31, 2010

Huffing

The act of inhaling fumes of a volatile liquid (paint thinner, acetone, gas...) to get high. This does not physically get you high, but works by decreasing oxygen to your brain, which makes you feel high. If you huff too hard and too much you can die, and the lack of oxygen kills brain cells. Effects of huffing include, but are not limited to:

- Dizziness
- Decreased motor coordination and balance
- High feeling/increased mood

If you want to try huffing, I wouldn't recommend it. It really doesn't get you high at all, what little high you do get only lasts about 15 minutes, and there are much better drugs with less bad effects, such as ecstasy or a lot of caffeine.

I ran out of weed, so I'm back to huffing again.

by 4 LIFE May 28, 2013

Hoffing

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.

Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.

by Tyney August 4, 2009

Huffinstuff

1. A very bad porn movie that spoofs on Hogwart's Hufflepuff house.

2. Getting super high and fucking someone.

3. Getting high and stuffing your face

1. DUDE! did you hear, hustler made a porn movie about Harry Potter. It's about the long lost Hogwarts house, Huffinstuff!

2. Mike: I don't remember shit from last night after I took that third hit off the joint. What the hell happened?!
Jenn: You were going on about Huffinstuff. I assumed you wanted sex.

3. John: So my roommate got so high last night he went and cleaned out our entire fridge AND ordered a ton of pizza! Thats the last time I let him Huffinstuff!

by terra_silas August 18, 2011

Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).

Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits

by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012

Hoffin

Hogging a coffin; to stand at an unacceptable distance from a coffin for to long so other people can’t visit

Ann was angry that I was hoffin during visiting hours at the morgue

by Fratrick135 September 6, 2020