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The Morgue 

The bank.

It holds all of your 'Dead Presidents' (Money)... (past presidents that are dead are on the face of money)

See also 'casket'.
Woman: I just had to go to the morgue today.
Friend: Aww... who died?
Woman: No,No. I just had to cash my check.
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The Morgue 

A disparaging nickname for the American mega-bank, J.P. Morgan.
Everyone who works at the morgue is a f*%&ing crook.
The Morgue by econtutor October 13, 2011

the morgue 

person 1 (loser): omg selena gomez is so ugly!
person 2 (cool): what? she’s literally THE MORGUE
the morgue by hellokitty52:) October 7, 2022

The Morgue-an

When you're doing the deed with a girl whose heart stops in the middle of sex, you try and cum, then use a defibrillator to start her heart, before she gets brain damage.
This chick had a hear attack the other night and I had to pull the morgue-an
The Morgue-an by Morguean January 18, 2021

coolest kid in the morgue 

coolest kid in the morgue is a twitch channel run by two people, Tadgh and Cameron.

Tadgh is Camerons childhood friend and have been friend for many years, Cameron had many other twitch acc and went viral in the past however got board and stressed with twitch and thought it was not fun anymore and was going nowhere so they started a new channel with Tadgh, Tadgh has had no fame in the past but is still funny,
coolest kid in the morgue is a very funny

twitch channel, however they are going to hell.
coolest kid in the morgue is a twitch channel
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