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The Hillyer Apex

The turning point of alcohol consumption at which the alcohol consumer (continuing to consume alcohol) begins to feel increasingly less awkward in increasingly more awkward situations.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Dude, last night I totally passed The Hillyer Apex. I was straight macin' on that girl from the movie Precious."
Person 2: "Oh god, man, I know. I was so past The Hillyer Apex that I started makin' out with the EMTs on the way to the hospital."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, we totally hooked up last night and this morning... he didn't even remember my name."
Person 2: "Sounds like he might have been past The Hillyer Apex."
by Ruthless1314 November 11, 2011
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hippy tree

a sticker that you put up in random places.
dude i wonder how they got that hippy tree sticker there.

ya i know man its crazy!
by yeeeparty December 27, 2009
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Hippy Hay

Got any hippy hay? If you do roll up a do-ber.
by Smokey Weed December 24, 2007
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Hippy Vulture

Any hot girl with a glowing hula-hoop at any sort of jam band/electronica/funk music show, showing off her hula-hoop moves, that results in taking all male attention.
Girls:(shouting to each other over the bitchin music playing onstage) "Where are our dates? Where did all the guys go?"
Another girl: (pointing to the guys surrounding a hot girl doing crazy glowing hula-hoop moves) "They are over there mesmerized by the hippy vulture."
by MandyPandy1234 July 20, 2010
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hippycrite

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.
James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!
by wassonthen February 28, 2011
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Hippyjack

Verb; To take from a friend in a joking or playful manner.
“While I was in the crapper, someone hippyjacked my nachos”
“Lets hippyjack his car and park in the middle of the football field
by Big Daddy M November 13, 2013
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hill hippy

some one who is definitely a hippy but also definitely a redneck.
Damn it Bill, why do you got to always wear tie-dyed camos? You freaking Hill Hippy.
by Baphemat June 16, 2018
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