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Hepping

to hep multiple times. breathing in violently over and over again. especially for the purpose of annoying another person of emphasizing stress.
I'm hepping! hephephephephephep
by sorryaboutthedoom November 25, 2010
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Heeling Feeling

Reflexology focusing on pressure points in feet and heels
Heeling Feeling induces a healing feeling with reflexology and therapeutic massage.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.
After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"
by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006
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herping my derp

a) humping the air.
b) doing the nasty.

Can be used in context of other people/things, like "herping her derp" or "herping its' derp".
a) Guy: Yo, did you see Miley Cyrus herping her derp on that award ceremony last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, looked like she was having a seizure.

b) "Yeah, I was herping my derp last night with that cheap skank, I think I have AIDS now."
by r u srs June 28, 2010
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Helping

The state of "helping" while high on marijuana. To be "helping" is the serious need of help because you are possibly incapacitated on the bed or are about to or have greened out.

(True story, all names have been changed)

So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person.

The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One of the buddies, "Dave", felt like one of his eyes was larger than the other, and was unable to see straight. He then puked up all the pizza he just ate.

Dave claimed that if he didn't physically breathe, he felt like his body was breathing for him because of all the smoke literally trapped in his lungs and therefore inflated his lungs every time he breathed out.

When Dave laid on the bed, he looked over to his friend who was high as fuck, and kept "helping" to his friend. He constantly asked for help because he thought he was going to die. Dave couldn't feel his body and was to the point where he was too lazy to move and do anything.
Person 1 - "Dduuddee, you okay?"
Person 2 - "I'm heellppiinngg, I can't do jack shit"

Dave smoked way too much weed to the point where he greened out and was "helping" all fucking night.
by Helping as ffuuucckk November 6, 2011
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Helping Dora Over

2 or more illegal aliens working as a team to cross the border.
"Ok, Jose. The plans are set, and tonight, we together will be helping dora over."
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012
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