Guiomar

1. Meaning famous in battle, usually brave people and good leaders.

2. Someone who is made of a unique combination between weird and awesome which daffles you and becomes addicting.

3. Evil reincarnate. Tends to be the cold type who carefully plans the destruction of the world in her free time... but you never know... Beware.

1.Cindy:OhMyhGosh look at her, what is she doing?!!
Hanna:I don't know, but I want to join her *-*

2.Dan:Hey there! what're you up to?
Guiomar: *Bark*
Dan: 0.o
Guiomar: *Viciously bite and tear*

by fangs April 30, 2009

Guidoflage

Having skin that is so orange, any orange piece of clothing blends in with your skin.

Person at club: Yo, did you see that girl over there with the orange top?

Other person at club: Oh, you mean the chick with the guidoflage? Yeah, she's like the invisible woman.

by Gopher D'Gusto January 10, 2011

GuidoLube

GuidoLube consists of ten parts extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) and one part flexall454 pain relieving cream. Created by TeamJimmy for the adventurous lover on a budget and looking to spice up their bedroom action. Can be used alone or with your partner

My girl is coming over tonight, said she wants to spice things up! So, I made up a fresh batch of GuidoLube for us tonight. Now That's a Spicey!

by TeamJimmy November 13, 2021

guidolino

A guidolino is a smaller version of a guido. They usually range from 10-14 and they try their hardest to be a hardcore guido. They usually attempt to glowstick,and they love techno music. They usually drink underaged, and smoke smarties. Guidos are already a pathetic excuse of a person, and guidolino's are even worse. The fad gets started younger and younger. Guido-linos dress guido, and they usually try to speak italian, even all they know is ciao, so they wont get too far.

Hey what is that kid doing at the discotecca, hes only 12 years old! Oh hes a guidolino, he loves to frollic and fistpump at the club.

by rofro May 2, 2009

Guido Hair

Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.

Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon?

“March your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Gummo

1) Insult for redneck/ghetto folk/trashy lowlife. name comes from the fact that very few of them have a full set of teeth, just gums.
2) a movie about two teen boys who wreak havoc in their hometown and their weird friends. Stylistically its like Beavis and Butthead meets Napoleon Dynamite. A little weird but a good movie on the whole

1) Don't hang out with those kids, their mad gummo
2)"Gummo" is a cult movie that people either hate or love

by Mr Slicko March 21, 2009

Guidone

Usually pronounced as "Guidooooneee", emphasis on the "o". Guidone is an Italian name, a nickname for it is Guido, even though the name Guidone is a good enough name and doesnt need a nickname. A person from the Guidone descent is the cool kid at school, hott, everyone wants to be their friend cuz they are where the party's at. The essence of cool.

Yo, Guidone you comin tonight?
mhmmm biznatch
sweet!

by 832457 September 2, 2008