Slam to the grave

To beat someone so hard that the person will be critically injured and probably dead.

Usage of slam to the grave:

A: You picked the wrong house fool! Leave or I'll slam you to the grave.
B: Shit I'm outta here.

by WordWorld July 31, 2017

They never should've gave you niggas money

A phrase uttered when a rich and/or famous black person does or says something so stupid that it can be viewed as an embarrassment to the entire race. Can range from a ridiculous comment to a stupid action, or anything that helps to further the stereotypes against blacks. Often puts even-keeled blacks in the tough spot of hating some of their own, while simultaneously keeping YT in his place. If these people were not rich and famous, they would be able to exist in obscurity as the idiots that they are, drawing very little attention to themselves except for when they inevitably end up on the local 10:00 news over some dumb shit.

Taken from the Rick James episode of Chapelle's Show. Rappers and pro athletes are the most common targets of this remark. Watch 106 and Park or any major celebrity event on BET, and you'll be saying this quite a bit.

*turns to 2009 BET Awards*

*Sees Soulja Boy*

Me: "They never should've gave you niggas money!"

by hatestupidity June 29, 2009

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

gave her a facial

Shooting cum on a girls face

I pulled out and gave her a facial

by kjac001 August 10, 2016

Grave Logging

This is an activity that involves removing the metal lid of a flower holder, from a grave stone. Then excreting into the hole then replacing the lid.

After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.

"We went grave logging last night, I heard someone coming while I was logged on so had to cut it off and hide."

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

Grave-shift

Indeed the loneliest and scariest of shifts. No live human should work a Grave-shift, however sometimes duty calls. Just don't quit on your break.

I've been, working this Grave-shift.
And I aint made shit
I wish I could,
buy me a spaceship and flyyyy
Passst the skyyyy-yyyyy

by LEFAG April 1, 2015

Christmas Gravel

a term for hash in rock form, due to its resemblance to gravel in a driveway or playground and its pine tree tinged scent when smoked

Dude, I just picked up some of the finest Christmas gravel.

by paulen January 21, 2009