New York Giants

Founded in 1925, the Giants quickly established themselves as a dominant franchise with championships in 1927, 1934, and 1938, with tile game losses in 1933, 1935, 1939, 1941, 1944, and 1946. They continued to be an excellent franchise in the 1950s and 1960s under the direction of quarterback Y.A. Tittle with a 1956 title and losses in the 1958, 1959, and 1961-63 championship games. The Giants of this era established a reputation for being unable to win in the clutch. After have no playoff berths throughout the 1970s, the team returned to glory during the 1980s. Although they only had 5 playoff berths during the decade, they assembled a franchise of great players such as quarterback Phil Simms and lineback Lawrence Taylor, that was able to take a championship in Super Bowl XXI in 1986. The team also started the 1990s with a bang, winning another title in 1990. In that year's Super Bowl XXV, New York defeated cross-state rival Buffalo after the Bills missed what would have been a game-winning field goal. Since that last title, playoff berths have been sparse, with just 4 from 1991-2004, including a blowout loss in the Super Bowl in 2000. However, the team took a step in the right direction with a playoff berth in 2005, and the Giants appear to have a bright future."

"Norwood's kick is up, its got the distance, but it's no good! Wide right! And the New York Giants are going to hang on and win the Super Bowl."

by Sports Info July 10, 2006

Guantanengnome

The guantanengnome (goowan-tahn-ehn-nohm) is a small dwarven creature kept in a miniature hollow iron maiden deep inside the (not so) secret torture chambers of the Guantanemo Bay Prison. Used much like an ass troll.

Ahkmed didn't want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like Ryan Seacrest about to watch yentil.

by he who stands there September 1, 2008

guantanamo

guan•tá•namo |gwänˈtänəmō|
verb trans.
• to forcefully detain and interrogate someone unlawfully.

I was just minding my own business, and the cop guantanamoed me!

by guidothefish May 29, 2011

Bucky Gunts

1. Bucky Gunts is a Director and Emmy Award winner.
2. "Bucky Gunts" sounds a bit like "Lucky Cunts".

"Let's face it, we're all Bucky Gunts here" (Ricky Gervais at the Emmys)

by dawidek September 2, 2010

they might be giants

1. Awesome rock band that revolutionize alternative music in the 80s
2. Expression showing that you have no idea about what something might be. Used mostly with several things you won't know

2. - "what're hyperboles?"
- "i dunno. They might be giants"

by rainking July 3, 2007

they might be giants

One of the coolest bands known to man!

They might be giants is one of the coolest bands known to man!!!

by DoorMatt June 13, 2003

Guantanamo goggles

The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).

Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?

Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.

Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.

Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.

Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!

Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.

Nickbro: Do it!

Joe: Alright.

Joe does the act

Brian wakes up

Brian: So who has 3 testicles?

All: Why?

Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.

Joe: Guilty as charged.

by NVN May 16, 2010