Brandaddy

Brandaddy is a young intellectual asian person that has been looked up to by many generations. If you respect your grandad then you would respect Brandaddy too.

Gorl: Notice me senpai!
Brandaddy: If you want me to listen get on your knees and suck!

by magik school bus dropout January 14, 2022

GoonDaddy

A hockey player that plays for the chicago young americans and is a true goon.

that hockey player is a heck of a goondaddy." "that goondaddy loves to drop his mitts.

by TheGoondaddy August 7, 2011

Granddaddy purps

Granddaddy Purple Cannabis Strain- Alot of people think Granddaddy purps is the Top of the purple strain food chain...Well actually granddaddy purps is the mass produced version of purple urkel, By crossing purple urkel and Big bud you get Granddaddy purps an easy to grow, Great tasting and potent purple strain. Dont get confused by its Granddaddy name.....

Granddaddy Purps is the "mass produced" version of Purple Urkel. By crossing Big Bud with Urkel, growers have created a much more forgiving plant capable of high yields.

A distinctively grape smell and taste accompany the smooth and even buzz. Expect more energy than a typical indica. Great for going out hiking or otherwise enjoying mother nature.

grandaddy purps "Granddaddy purps" "grandaddy purps" "Purple urkel"

by HazeRage December 7, 2011

grandad

An exclamation guaranteed to cause confusion and possible upset, particularly when used during coitus.

Man: "Oh yeah baby.....Mmm hmmm..."

Woman: "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...."

Man: "Uh, uh, uh, uh...oh yeah....oh fuck...I'm gonna...I'm gonna...GRANDAD!!!!"

Woman: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Get off of me and get the fuck out of my house you sick freak!!"

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

grandaded

you knee some innocent sole in the thigh
it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.

hardeep grandaded me yesterday :(

by Charley351 November 25, 2007

Grandad Bod

An advanced form of Dad Bod characterized by a rotund belly, fat rolls and a male muffin top. Causes can include excessive alcohol consumption, junk food and grad school.

I had a Dad Bod 15lbs ago. Now, I’ve developed a grandad bod.

by Carlson Douchebag 2021 May 20, 2020

Sexy grandad legs

When someone has kinda good legs but not really

Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok

by A horrible human June 2, 2018