Goontard

Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.

"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"

by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006

goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

by PJeigh September 12, 2005

gooned

to get extreamly drunk

i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.

by amy henwood December 28, 2005

gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

by nljames November 9, 2011

gooner

A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.

The gooners have won the league yet again.

by Spurs Fan January 25, 2005

Gooney

Goofey and looney

Mann, yer so gooney.

by Johannson41411 July 29, 2011

goobet

A perfect sweet and all around beautiful girl who will do anything for her goober.

Goober: "Oh charlee you are the one and only goobet for me!"

by _Just4You_ November 4, 2015