golf

A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
by Archie2K April 17, 2004
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golf

A great quote by Moe Norman
by Mr. Johnny April 16, 2005
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Golf

The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid
black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!
by Randolf April 14, 2004
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golf

A PC way of saying you need to shit at work.
Ahh man i feel sorry for the next fella going to the toilet. I just took a massive golf
by Krispy Kreme :) October 10, 2019
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Golf

A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.
I can play golf because I play according to what's correct scoring.
by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015
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golf

a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!
golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009
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Golfed

A word used to decribe a person or team, after they were defeated in competition.
We loss, it was a blowout, our team got golfed.
by Tyrell Smith November 01, 2004
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