Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.
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I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working
by alittlehart May 17, 2007
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a place in space that is neither too hot nor too cold, that has enough surface liquid water and that is therefore suitable for life.
by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010
Get the goldilocks zone mug.A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
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Get the Goldilocks mug.To try out multiple items before choosing one; different from "window-shopping" in that one must actually use/try the items in question before making a choice.
I needed a new desk, so I spent the day goldilocksing in furniture stores until I found the perfect one.
by t.s.a. September 10, 2005
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Ken: I went down on Betty earlier...
Trevor: oh really? How was it?
Ken: weird. There was someone else's load in there. I really goldilocksed Bettys hole.
Trevor: oh really? How was it?
Ken: weird. There was someone else's load in there. I really goldilocksed Bettys hole.
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