Reverse Goldilocks

Is when you pee inside of a girls, vagina or butt and let her squirt it back out back all over your body
I was with her last night and we did the Reverse Goldilocks move for the first time
by Raw_meat1992 March 13, 2023
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goldilocking

Gauging or planning something realistically by taking into account both any inclination towards unwarranted precision or detail and towards any tendency of wild guessing or wishful thinking.
Try goldilocking your workload to keep both your engagement and your sanity.
by MiddleoftheRoad March 28, 2023
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Goldilocks Zone

The perfect amount of pubic hair where it's not to shirt and not to long but just right.
Dang bro my bush is in the goldilocks zone right now
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Goldilocks zone

'Goldilocks zone', a suburb that holds some of the most expensive houses in all of Jamaica.
I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.
by Tyflocorp March 12, 2019
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Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 07, 2023
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Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 07, 2023
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Goldilocks Bitch

An older, or older acting person who is just the right kind of curmudgeon.
While he used to keep his cool in his younger years, he became a goldilocks bitch.
by goldilocks134 April 24, 2022
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