Gernade

Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid

You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade

by MMAGuido August 3, 2010

Gernemejal

A box filled with women’s pubic hair and various vaginal fluids, which is then sealed and fermented for 14 to 60 days. It was commonly used as a fetish item in many 19th Century Norwegian cults, members of which would either consume or bathe in the resulting product.

Skäjya, did you prep the gernemejal yet?

by Skajya June 18, 2021

gerno

A gram of weed.

Note: One can substitute weed with any other words used for Marijuana

Can you front me a gerno till Friday, when I get paid?

by Frankie Dee August 27, 2005

jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off

Tony's popping a jizz gernade

by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005

Hippie Gernade

The lone seed that doesn't get picked out of your smoke before flame is applied. horrible odor and taste.

The smell of a hippie gernade cleared the circle in only seconds.

by deadpool420 August 28, 2009

Horsham Hand Gernade

When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).

I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.

by T-money Millionaire January 9, 2009

Gernade

something the people on jersey shore say a lot. it means a fat-ass ugly girll

don't let thh gernade blow up near yhu bro!

by iluvyhu December 21, 2010