Fapidextrous

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.

i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous

by Greenskulls September 5, 2011

Fapping

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

by liemmm March 3, 2009

Fappin it

masturbating vigorously, usually to Spankwire
and between WoW raids

Ok, its 7:28 and the raid doesn't start 'till 7:30 so
I'll be fappin it for 2 minutes Brb

by Deathblooms April 27, 2008

brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

by nalita June 30, 2008

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

fapidexic

When someone is fluent in fapping with both hands

Jimmy broke his right hand,thankfully he is fapidexic and can still masturbate.

by Niggadomis October 23, 2013

Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018