Faping

Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.

Faping : Fap and nap

by Ntuli October 29, 2018

Fapivation

The motivation to fap

Jimmy faps so much; his fapivation is strong still!

by Steveeeee January 11, 2015

Fapio

A person known for smoking large quantities of pot, and for general skullduggery.

Oh man that Fapio just smoked waay too much pot.

by Admiral_Afterworld April 22, 2009

fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted

by doc_hol October 6, 2013

Free Flaping

When i girl doesnt wear underwear

Shes free flaping, while todd there is free balling.

by READAAR March 19, 2006

FAPIT

F.A.P.I.T. -
Face
Ass
Personality
Intellect
Tits

N. Commonly an attractive being known as "it", which is outstanding in all aspects to the individial witnessing it.
V. The action of tugging the flesh of the penis up and down upon seeing an attractive other, usually making the noise *fap* while in action.

*Note: Please be aware, if caught jacking off by the FAPIT you might be raped or shot. Keep your fap silent but deadly. Jack off in private, or your dick might end up in a sewer with the rats of NJ shore.

John D. - That girl had such nice features I started to FAPIT..

Jane S. - Her face, ass, and tits were much better than her personality and intellect though.

John D. - Shut the fuck up lesbo, FAPIT doesn't apply to you.

by vinnymac567 April 16, 2010

Fapistani

A Pakistani adolescent man that faps more than once a day, everyday.

Jafri: dude im watching some MILF pr0n
McPendo: I bet you wil fap before going to bed, you fapistani.

by Sheeda Pistol October 12, 2010