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FAPIT

F.A.P.I.T. -
Face
Ass
Personality
Intellect
Tits

N. Commonly an attractive being known as "it", which is outstanding in all aspects to the individial witnessing it.
V. The action of tugging the flesh of the penis up and down upon seeing an attractive other, usually making the noise *fap* while in action.

*Note: Please be aware, if caught jacking off by the FAPIT you might be raped or shot. Keep your fap silent but deadly. Jack off in private, or your dick might end up in a sewer with the rats of NJ shore.
John D. - That girl had such nice features I started to FAPIT..

Jane S. - Her face, ass, and tits were much better than her personality and intellect though.

John D. - Shut the fuck up lesbo, FAPIT doesn't apply to you.
by vinnymac567 April 16, 2010
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fapit

(<b>fap•</b>it) n. habit of fapping.
I'm in the fapit of beating off at least twice a day to keep my prostate healthy.
by Phillydrifter March 4, 2009
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Fapit

When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.
Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.
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heatah fajita

Term coined by the BasedLord himself aka YungDankJesus aka CTC referring to squads of Pokémon teams which are straight up flames. These squads do not have Azumarill switch-ins, and pokes on these teams weak to Scizor should have HP Fire.
Fabio, the RestTalk PhysDef Mega Ampharos, is the iconic face of Heatah Fajita.
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faith over facts

The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda
The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can

"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".
by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016
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Reunited By Faith

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Reunited by Faith helps families that have been split up by child protective services restore their relationships.
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have some goddamn faith

something someone says when you stop believing in becoming mango harvester in Tahiti
Tahiti? Where have I heard that before?
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
by im so braindead January 26, 2021
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