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Face
Ass
Personality
Intellect
Tits

N. Commonly an attractive being known as "it", which is outstanding in all aspects to the individial witnessing it.
V. The action of tugging the flesh of the penis up and down upon seeing an attractive other, usually making the noise *fap* while in action.

*Note: Please be aware, if caught jacking off by the FAPIT you might be raped or shot. Keep your fap silent but deadly. Jack off in private, or your dick might end up in a sewer with the rats of NJ shore.
John D. - That girl had such nice features I started to FAPIT..

Jane S. - Her face, ass, and tits were much better than her personality and intellect though.

John D. - Shut the fuck up lesbo, FAPIT doesn't apply to you.
FAPIT by vinnymac567 April 16, 2010
Words you can keep
(<b>fap•</b>it) n. habit of fapping.
I'm in the fapit of beating off at least twice a day to keep my prostate healthy.
fapit by Phillydrifter March 4, 2009
Related Words
When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.
Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.
Fapit by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015

heatah fajita 

Term coined by the BasedLord himself aka YungDankJesus aka CTC referring to squads of Pokémon teams which are straight up flames. These squads do not have Azumarill switch-ins, and pokes on these teams weak to Scizor should have HP Fire.
Fabio, the RestTalk PhysDef Mega Ampharos, is the iconic face of Heatah Fajita.

faith over facts

The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda
The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can

"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".
faith over facts by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016

Reunited By Faith 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Reunited by Faith helps families that have been split up by child protective services restore their relationships.
Reunited By Faith by Tvgee April 2, 2019

have some goddamn faith 

something someone says when you stop believing in becoming mango harvester in Tahiti
Tahiti? Where have I heard that before?
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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