Elk Sirloin 

A gamey piece of meat. Also, a guy who is a game player with women.

That elk sirloin took me on a date and ended up leaving the bar with another woman.

Elk Sirloin by Ahr October 23, 2010

Elk Horn 

Elk Horn is a small Danish town, located in Iowa. Home to the Danish Windmill. The people of Elk Horn are friendly and really welcoming. The sports program at Elk Horn-Kimballton is outstanding, in my oppinion. If you were to walk in the halls of Elk Horn Kimballton Community School while kids were in between classes, you wouldn't see gangs. You wouldn't see students shoving insults at eachother and cussing. You would hear kids chattering "Hello", because everyone knows everyone in that school. You would also notice this guy named Zach, just because he's soo tall(6'5"). You would see teachers standing at their doors with friendly looks on thier faces. You would also notice Jen's gorgeous face. If you don't, you're blind, because it's absolutly breathtaking. Anyways, the closeness of all the students is what makes the sport teams so successful. This kindness is also demonstated throughout the town.

Elk Horn is a very pleasant town, and you should visit it someday.

I want to raise my children in Elk Horn, Iowa.

Elk Horn by elkhornlover5432 February 27, 2011

Elk Creek 

Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!

(Elk Creek) is a country town.

Elk Creek by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009

Elk-loaf 

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.

1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.

Elk-loaf by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010

elk county 

Trash
Where one wastes their life.

Sooooo muuuuuccchhhh drugs 😞

Let's waste ou lives in elk county and ho no where with our futures

elk county by Theknowitalls July 9, 2017

Elk-Bugle 

A form of bestiality where one person will get bored of riding their mount and will instead strap themselves under their mount and fellate the animal while encouraging the mount to continue running.

"Gee I guess Ani must be tired of riding, shes blowing the ol elk-bugle."

Elk-Bugle by drgoofy February 8, 2019

Elk River Idaho 

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

Elk River Idaho by Theidahokid October 23, 2019