elko 

When one manages to do something surprisingly awesome or spectacular.

Yo, I just pulled an elko

elko by Retsim August 11, 2006

Elko 

A shit mining town with 1 wallmart, 1 kmart, 1 starbucks, 1 high school and an abundance of casinos, brothels, and sage brush. 2 hours from a any real city. meth, homless people and rednecks. the scariest city to ever show up on a map.

woman: what the hell is that?

man: thats Elko. Hell on Earth.

Elko by gunner recall April 4, 2010

elko 

a small town in northern nevada that is a mining town wiht one walkmart one k mart a smiths two star bucks and many gambling areas it had many suburbs like spring creek ryndon and osino and is a quite town to live in it gets hot in the summer cold in the winter

guy* have you ever been to elko

girl* yes it was very hot

guy* you went during the summer huh

girl* yeah i did

elko by motogirl12 March 16, 2011

elko 

An elko is a little shit. Normally associated with the after curry belly burn, when despite the complete agony of stomach cramps, all you can muster is a runny little turd. This called an elko.

Christ! My guts are killing me, but all I can get out is an elko.

elko by Lord Football March 13, 2005

elko 

Inability to speak with out using your hands. Usually about rude or vulgar content.

Man, that guy was on an elko. His hands were moving a mile a minute.

elko by crankyanker2010 September 4, 2010

Williston-Elko High School 

This school is a complete shit show. Everyday girls go to the bathroom and snort pills (you can hear that shit loud and clear.) our principal is Mr. fucking incredible times 10 in size. He looks like a whale and he’s bald. We have had multiple coaches and teachers sleep with students and each other, leading them to get fired. We barely have any teachers cause they are too cheap to hire anyone else. The teachers either get fired, are foreign, crackheads, or they die. We have a shitty cafeteria that we don’t even use. We have to share everything with the middle school. We don’t have a school nurse. The students run their mouths about shit they don’t know, and about people they don’t know. There are roaches everywhere. They don’t clean the classrooms or bathrooms. We can’t go outside. The auditorium and band room are completely falling apart. Long story short, this school is a joke. Don’t come unless you want to catch chlamydia when you walk through the door.

Williston-Elko High School is one of the worst and the most broke school you can attend. Most come and either leave or go to the closest private school JDA.

Williston-Elko High School by FuckIfIKnow276 November 23, 2021

Elkoholic 

A noun meaning .... One who loves, Elk the large deer like animal, (Wapiti) mostly found in western United States. An Elkoholic, studies elk and their habits constantly, learns to mimic their sounds, and waits all year for the season they can hunt and kill the animal they most revere. They almost always are seekers of trophies and somehow bestow admiration on other Elkoholics that posses large, impressive, specimens of the animal. Most do plan to eat the animal they hunt, so it is alright with the world. Elkoholics probably have replaced Mastdonoholics, for obvious reason, (and thankfully so.) I must admit to Elkoholism.

Elkoholic may also be used as an adjective, to describe a condition of containing many Elk. (Such as) This spot in the forest certainly appears Elkoholic.

Danial talks constantly about his hunting of elk; so much so it seems he is hoping to become considered an Elkoholic.

Elkoholic by BuckskinBuggy November 5, 2010