Yuya: Hey,
Stop! Wait! M-My spine is still
broken. My arms and legs are still
broken and I’m bedridden. I’m critically injured! And you’re saying you’re going to hurt pitiful ol’ me?!
Josuke: Huh!?
Yuya: All right, My bad. I’ll free the guy in the tunnel. I think he’s still alive. If you replenish his nutrients, I think he’ll live… S-So… You wouldn’
t do something as cowardly as kicking an injured person’s ass, would you? Thats not something a
man would do!
3 Girls: Yeah! That’s cowardly!
Josuke:
Oh, I see. It’s
true I probably wouldn’
t feel so great if I kicked an injured person’s ass. It’s definitely not manly, and it pains my heart.
Yuya: Right? The guilt will stick with you forever if you kick my ass.
Josuke: I thought about that, so I already fixed you.
Yuya: Huh?!
Eh?
Josuke: Can you move? You can, right? Your wounds are all healed up, aren’
t they?
Yuya: Th-They are…
Josuke: Right. I figured if I fixed you up first, it wouldn’
t be cowardly at all, would it?
Yuya: *realization* *Scared* AHH!!!!
Josuke: *Summons CD* DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DOOOOORA!!!!
Yuya: *Flies off the hospital
window and lands on a water*
