the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet
guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...
guy 2: bummer...
by The Gibber June 15, 2007
Get the divorcemug. Oh poor Mike.. Of all the women you met, you chose to marry THAT one.. She's gonna make your life a horrible nightmare.. She's such a divorceable bitch !
by VibekeStene September 23, 2016
Get the divorceablemug. 1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
by NYC April 9, 2006
Get the divorcemug. 1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.
they suck and ruin lives.
nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)
2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...
they suck and ruin lives.
nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)
2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...
by greg April 19, 2004
Get the divorcemug. by minny the moocher November 26, 2003
Get the divorcemug. You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup
by Vladimir January 24, 2004
Get the divorcemug. 1. Derived from the greek words divo, meaning lawyer, and vorccia, meaning the removal of half of your worldly belongings.
2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.
3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.
2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.
3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the divorcemug.