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David Stern

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.
David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-
by JustinBiebersucks June 28, 2010
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David Bowie

One of the greatest rockers of all time, who is constantly changing his appearance. A very influential rock legend who created the alter Ego Ziggy Stardust, and has shaped rock music through out his career.
David Bowie was a great rocker during the 70s and now.
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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David Bowied

To attain an unexpectedly successful result on any given feat.
You David Bowied that s*** man!
by frozone17 May 10, 2008
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David Wells

David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.
" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells

Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?

Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck

Hickman- Chyea
by chyeachyea May 19, 2008
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kyle david hall

He is the most powerful, beautiful strong person. He is one of the seven people in My Digital Escape. He lives in Ohio.

Kyle David Hall is a YouTuber and goes on warped tour

Ship Kohnnie
His smile is beautiful
Kyle David Hall is the most beautiful man in the world.
by The infinite fangirl November 1, 2015
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david pastrnak

A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.
Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.
by Joe Kwong November 24, 2017
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Craig David

A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.

The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice

Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"

"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"
by TheGoodster April 28, 2014
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