Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

Dickslexia

When the dick goes in the wrong hole.

Sasha: OWWW MY ASS!!!
Johnny: Sorry, I have Dickslexia :/

by Raeding Raeden March 7, 2020

Dickslexia

A severe condition involving impairment of judgement and overall inability to understand the male sex

My dickslexia is kicking so hard this month I almost banged my carpenter.

by Nosenseatall November 11, 2021

Dickslexia

A severe and crippling disorder found mostly in military males (U.S. Navy setting the record with 100% diagnosis) in which anything the discerning individual reads/writes/speaks just turns into "dick", "dicks", or a creative varient of. This disease has been the bane of many aspiring programmers coming out of the U.S. armed forces.

Richard was the company's lead programmer before he was diagnosed with Dickslexia, now all he talks or types is about male genitalia. At least he got hit by that "reincarnating in another world" truck while crossing the street, lucky guy.

by Savage Smurff July 30, 2022

Dickslexia

Dyslexia but you're tripping balls: your muscles spaz out when you laugh

Character 1: damn bro zero went from shit to a hundred

Character 2: Dickslexia AHAHAHAHAHA ughhhh my body hurts

Character 1: from what ?

Character 2: idk my body's just spazzing out and my muscles hurt

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Dicksexlick

Sex had as a result of the perfect storm of spelling mistakes turning an otherwise innocent conversation sexual.

"I was tired so I stopped proofreading my texts, I was just trying to compliment her huge BOOKS, next thing I know I'm on the bullet train to bonetown"

"Ah, you're dicksexlick, lucky you."

by anonymous March 4, 2021

dislexical

A very cool person and so fashion and famous

Oh yeah i saw a dislexical poster on the streets today! i love dislexical.

by eluowo September 6, 2021