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cuntious

a very posh cunt.
you are very cuntious
by haggard-ash August 14, 2009
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Cuntemolegist

Cuntemolegist: A specialist in the field of cuntemolegy. Many young men and even women these days begin early stages of this training in high school, continuing on to university or college, and into early adulthood. Professional cuntemolegists must pass the bar exam offered only by the Vernon Associated Genital Inspectors National Association, or simply V.A.G.I.N.A. Professional cuntemolegists must log over one thousand hours of intimate vaginal inspection and be able to log and classify all known types of human vaginas.
Tony was in deep in preparation for his cuntemolegists exam, the four girls in his dorm room lay side by side on his bed, legs high in the air, while Tony tested various theories of taste, stimulation, and sensatation. Tony loaded new batteries in the cuntemolegists secret weapon, the high speed monstervibe! bearded clam pussy gash
by vinter July 6, 2010
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El cunto

European influenced,more polite way of calling someone a cunt,or could be specifically used to describe someone who is both:
a)Spanish
b) a cunt
Man, check out El Cunto on hotel reception!

El Cunto and his goons came round last night!
by mau mau February 5, 2010
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cuntboard

Usually found in urban bar and club settings, cuntboards are females whom are used as dart boards for entertainment.
I'm so fucking bored... can we use yo' bloody old lady as a cuntboard again?
by Christian Bale March 19, 2003
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cunthost

A human that is a "host" of a cunt. (ie, a female)
I hate walking through these halls in the morning. All the stupid cunthosts stop and talk and get in my way!
by Joshua C October 20, 2006
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cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
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cuntboxing

Jackie was right pissed at me today, but she's so hot when she's angry that we just ended up cuntboxing.
by smallrus January 3, 2011
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