conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

by RarePoodle June 12, 2015

Concierge

A person who works at an apartment building or, more commonly, a hotel. They are similar in function to a butler. Their job is make a guest's stay more pleasant by attending to special requests, arranging events or restaurant reservations and answering questions or making suggestions about the local area.

I asked the concierge for a suggestion about a city tour and she is setting something up.

by Buzzk November 30, 2010

Conkie

A booger or a snot.

Hey mate - you have a conkie up your nose.

by Blique October 15, 2017

Cookieronpa

A monster on the danganronpa amino's
" I just want one chat that doesn't die within a day"

Cookieronpa is trying to make Kookie cannon let's help

by Itz_garbadge July 9, 2019

Conkers

Another form of Crazy

Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.

Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.

John: No way! That's Conkers!

by Testi-clese June 29, 2023