i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain
*conversation between friends*
ale: who's candy ken?
wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad
kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid
ale: i hate candy ken!!!
ale: who's candy ken?
wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad
kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid
ale: i hate candy ken!!!
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