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Candy Ken

i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain
*conversation between friends*

ale: who's candy ken?

wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad

kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid

ale: i hate candy ken!!!
by lukateto12 November 11, 2019
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jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004
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strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.
Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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sponge candy

After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.
Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"
by furstrules February 16, 2013
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candy up your buns

It's when a guy has his Sweets all flushed down the drains
Hey, Mac, would ya candy up your buns?!?
by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013
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condylacousticophobia

*crack crack* Ewwww stop cracking you're knuckles, I have condylacousticophobia!!
by Ari the Mythical Unicorn December 3, 2016
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New England Candy cane

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood
yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane
by lars lando calrizzian July 31, 2011
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