cockatiel

a retarded little bird that chirps too much

the cockatiel hissed at my foot and tried to rip off my toe

by McCheesy September 5, 2003

big cockaniteis

a disease in which your dick gets so big it explodes. And then your left with nothing but a hole which makes you a chick.

Over dose on viagra, it gives u big cockaniteis

by christapher walkins August 15, 2009

Cockbiting Fucktard

Robin Elouard

"Rob...you are a Cockbiting Fucktard.....that is all."

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Cockitus

A allergic symptom were a person wants a lemon flavored cock

He has cockitus so they have cocks for special party's.

by Humperdink August 10, 2017

Cocknition

Derived from the word cognition, cocknition means to suck knowledge up through your penis.

Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?

Catherine: I have good cocknition.

Riley: aye u gotta cock?

by ItsRec March 26, 2021

Cockbaiting

When someone with a absolutely massive shlong sends a really artful dick pic to a girl. You would think the guy is also attractive yet he isn't, it's some edp looking pedo with a massive cock!

My mom was being cockbaited by this weird guy. The cockbaiting loose weird smelly guy just wasn't right.

by LIHZAHRD March 29, 2022

cockatasious

When someone is being the opposite of cocky.

Being cockatasious is when someone wins a competitive sport and only talks about how good the loosing team was.

by Sumptooga November 15, 2010