Jedd Clampett

Bathroom term - Explosive diarrhea that gargles in your ass before coming out.
"out from the ass comes the bubbling crude"

is that your stomach growling? no, I'm about to have a Jedd Clampett.

by Waldorff October 21, 2008

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Clamping

Excessive chewing activity resulting from MDMA ingestion.

Fuck me! After that second pill I was clamping like a motherfucker!

by Lord Stu March 21, 2020

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a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.

"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"

by ben head November 8, 2006

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Clampet

A fucking jerk off, dumb Person

Obama

Pelosi is a clampet for saying have to pass it before you can read it.

by "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi March 11, 2017

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Clampitting

When you make a multi million dollar Company whilst Making a family by having a threesome with your brother and sister during Christmas. This action is usually done in Zürich with the help of a Cat café, gay porn, latex, cat henti and Multiple war crimes.

Dude, I just totally clampitted my Ex!!

I was clampitting my ex when my mother entered and joined in!!

by Agar_Willson December 12, 2022

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Champitis

Something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. Symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say "champ!", and mabey the occasional stomach churn. The only cure is seeing some serious bait.

Friend 1: Oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
Friend 2: Was he cute!?
Friend 1: No girl! FAR from it he was real champ. Had the nerve to come up to me wearin a Fubu shirt, A Coogi hat, and some Pumas....And now i cant stop frownin i think i got Champitis.
Friend 2: Iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.

by ThisHasBeenWritinByMe November 1, 2010

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