Chaffed

Pertaining to the anti-radar decoy employed by the military whereby aircraft deploy cluster clouds of fine metal shavings in order to simulate decoy target objects.

Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.

Frank that's the second one of those hubs that you've chaffed, you fucking animal.

by Voyd_naught February 12, 2019

chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003

chuffed

To be quite pleased with oneself in the manner of a child going potty unassisted.

Surrounded by admirers and holding his award, Bono appeared rather chuffed.

by chavychuff April 24, 2009

Chaffed

The slang term for stealing something.

Allison, I heard you chaffed that beaver toy?
No Tasha, I was just borrowing it.

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Cheffette

The amazing brilliant creative mastermind behind her chef. She is the muse for love and creativity

Chef boyardee respected his cheffette for inspiring beefaroni

by Chelf April 10, 2013

cheffery

A person who acts like a chef and thinks they are a chef.

A imitation chef who acts like a child and blows up at his employes for his own mistakes.

A grown man who acts like a baby.

A person who sucks at running a restaurant.
A pothead looser that will get knocked out if he opens his mouth at the wrong time.

The cheffery dosen't know anything about ticket time.

Cheffery got really angry and yelled at her because he messed up the order.

If there were more than one cheffery's at my job, I would kill my self.

I wish our little Cheffery would pay attention to his employes and do his job correctly.

I guess cheffery think's we like him.

To bad cheffery wasen't a abortion, or just a little more retarded so he wouldn't be able to get a job with sharp things.

Will someone change the cheffery's diaper, I thing he pooped his pants? You can tell cheffery pooped his diaper cause he is acting like a little asshole.

by 4getaboudit October 12, 2010

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004