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Wine Cellar

What you don't want a walrus to get into. They become Drunk.
NO, WHY DID YOU LET THAT WALRUS IN THAT WINE CELLAR?!?!?! ITS A Drunk Walrus NOW! >:(
by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017
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glass cellar

A theory put forth by whiny men afraid their position of societal dominance is at risk because some women might get into positions of power. The theory goes that men may be disproportionately represented in higher positions, but for that they're also disproportionately represented in dirty, dangerous work that women, supposedly, don't want to touch (like mining, construction, fire-fighting, soldiering, etc.).

The theory sounds plausible until you look at it for longer than about five seconds. It then falls apart because:

1. Women have been clamouring for dangerous positions like fire-fighting and soldiering for ages now and it is *men* who have been opposing this on a variety of ridiculous grounds.

2. The "glass cellar" only holds true if you selectively ignore traditionally-female occupations such as prostitution which are easily as destructive and dangerous to the practitioner as are traditionally-male occupations like mining and construction.

The "glass cellar" is, in short, a ridiculous piece of whining by a bunch of insecure man-children.
"I can't get out of the glass cellar because management keeps promoting those damned women who actually work and try to get things done."
by jiadi August 18, 2013
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hollywood cellar

coolest store ever. has cool phantom of the opera stuff
by Sandy March 20, 2005
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oklahoma cellar

The act of two people farting into each other's butts at the same time
Tina and Earl decided to take their relationship to the next level by trying to complete the rare Oklahoma Cellar
by LarryII March 24, 2017
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Dwellian Cellar

When you hide in a storage closet and drink wine
I’ll meet you in the Dwellian Cellar at 2
by You’re Dwellcome May 15, 2024
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getting bobby in a cellar.

tonight I'm getting bobby in a cellar.
by big boi bobby. March 15, 2019
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Appalachian Wine Cellar

Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.
Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.
by SurelyYouCantBeSerious August 21, 2024
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