Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

by incufilter November 14, 2016

Played the Carpenter

Getting nailed biblical style.

We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.

by FKTR September 25, 2010

the carpenter

when you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on

the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass

by adrain barboza April 2, 2019

Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.

1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Sabrina Carpenter

She's a very fun, spunky, upbeat teenager. Sabrina has a tendency of being able to grab people's hearts and have them gravitate towards her. She also doesn't really cuss or use foul humor, which is fantastic. You don't see people like her enough these days. But she must be careful though. She's at that age in Hollywood where people like her generally throw that away, and seeing as how she seems to be okay with saying curse words and sexual messages in music covers, what's to stop her from letting that be part of her music and herself too? If she does, she'll end up just like every other Disney girl singer before her. Taking roads that don't necessarily make you a bad person, but take away your once gravitating purity. And eventually, maybe end up doing something like Miley Cyrus did with the whole stripper thing. Now look, I didn't get on here to bash Sabrina or even Miley. I'm just concerned. I know it's odd that a 17 year old guy like me just randomly has a concern over this. But I've seen so many of the people, in my years growing up, that I've derived inspiration from just throw themselves away for what "the public" wants and it always starts with cursing. And it breaks my heart every time. It's like seeing a friend harm themself and you can't do anything about it. Anyways. Other than that, she's a fantastic girl who has inspired me to be more excitable. She's all around just a fun person with a good head on her shoulders, as well as she's smart. Thanks. Signing off.

Random Teen: "Who does this guy think he is talking about Sabrina Carpenter like this?"
Chief S2117: " 'Sup."

by Chief S2117 March 5, 2017

play carpenter

rules:

First we get hammered. Then I nail you!

"hey cutie! wanna play carpenter?"
"NO! but im sure ur friends do!"

by wachus January 10, 2008

carpenter's dream

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

by KRHimself January 1, 2005