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Clender

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.
Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.
by Getz August 24, 2004
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calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.
Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!
by NCdubmixer February 23, 2011
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Caledonia

tiny ass town in southern ontario where there’s a lot of assholes. you can pass a drug deal, arena, high school, skate park (where the drug deal is), a library, and a mcdonald’s all on the same street. a lot of fires. one fire destroyed an entire plaza and then there were like 7 after that. 98% of the town drinks a lot of alcohol during caledonia thunder games (which are shit and they all think they’re gonna be in the NHL). oh and the corvairs are enormous men playing hockey and thinking they’re the shit. and we’re all fucking liberal. like 7 or so churches, which is a bit ironic. all the girls are basic and wear birkenstocks with bright green socks and have an iphone 6 and drink starbucks somehow, even though the closest one is 30 minutes away.
have you been to caledonia?
ya man, never again. i saw some kid smoking and then catching a forest on fucking fire.
by _c_oo_l_ January 7, 2018
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Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.
"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."
by D-Struct August 27, 2005
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me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!
by pentozali September 26, 2010
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Caledon

Where are we I only see cows and farms!
Oh we`re in Caledon
by patty mcpatters November 2, 2011
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