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The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.
The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.

I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
chairing by ninsegation October 9, 2011

hard charging 

A phrase used by the United States Army and United States Marine Corps to describe a member of the service who performs extremely well in terms of garrison performance, and is far above the degree of excellence expected in terms of battle related skills.
"That Sergeant Smith is one hard charging troop!"

Note - Generic name used to protect the innocent. If this is your name, first, congratulations on becoming an NCO. Secondly, there have been roughly two million people with your name and title.
1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
Chairing by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018

charging 

When one is at the peak of a cocaine high. Typically used to describe the sense of euphoria and extreme confidence that accompanies cocaine usage.
Man, I've had a couple of lines of charlie and I'm fuckin' charging! I'm Charles in Charge!
A word used to describe the feeling you get when someone says something so absolutley wrong that you don't even know where to begin to correct them.
Sally: "I'm so glad America bombed Pearl Harbor in World War I so we could all be free!"

Mike: "Sally, that statement just chargins me to the depth of my soul."
Chargin by TCT November 27, 2007

Chargin' Chuck 

A football enemy that can be killed by cape attacks, fireballs, and stomps.
CHARGIN' CHUCK charged in Mario's direction. Mario cape-attacked him.
Chargin' Chuck by Eddie June 17, 2003