chairing

The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.

The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.

I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.

by ninsegation October 10, 2011

The chair

The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.

"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."

by Ceejay44 August 25, 2017

Chair

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?

Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.

by PoozerHater June 01, 2010

chaire

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire

Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.

by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022

Chair

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"

by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020

chair

a fun sized couch

fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.

by casablanca10 April 22, 2009

chair

a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter

"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."

by isugirl February 27, 2014