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selective britishness

When the overall country (Britain) is used to spread the dissapointment or a failure of an individual region (Scotland/Ireland/Wales/but normally England). When regions pick and choose their Britishness to suit them.
When Henman loses a tennis match, it's a sad day for "Britain", not "England", and when Murray wins a match, it's a good day for "Britain" not "Scotland". Perhaps I'm biased (being a scot) but it always seems that way. Selective Britishness! Hah!
by Babelasc Scotland July 3, 2006
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Britiny

Different from the other Brittany, Britney, Britany, Brittney, and any other false variants from true purity, that is Britiny. She's an amazing friend who will sacrifice everything she has to make others happy. She hates her name because it contains the reputation of everything she's not. Thanks to such people as the "Common Britany's, Britney's, etc." You know what I'm talking about. The fat, bitchy, always moody ones that you just wanna say "get the fuck out of my sight you piece of filth." Yeah, those ones. Well Britiny is an extraordinarily unique name because of the few who carry it. They understand it's burden and try so hard to be the best person that they can be. Never thinking of just themselves or for their own personal gain. Most Britiny's tend to have a short temper, and must ALWAYS be right. They love to win, hate to lose. Hate fights, in the end, though know what must be done to fix things. Britiny's tend to also love and care for families, pets, friends. Britiny's make great relationship partners and lovers. They will stick with you until the end. Britiny's like to be optimistic and positive about things,, always thinking about the good out of the bad. They will help you when you're sad, or devastated. But could never, purposely, do harm, because of their timid, yet helpful nature =). Britiny's hair colour is normally red, brown or black. Never blonde, god forbid -.-
You're the best, Britiny!! =D
by xCherishx June 23, 2011
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british people

british people be like beans and roice innit
by hubsta July 20, 2021
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british columbia

Only province in Canada that Americans find worthwhile to visit. Only province in Canada where it takes 30 minutes to get from the beaches to the snow capped mountains. Makes Americans wonder what the other Canadians are doing out in Alberta and Ontario. Locals like to show off by windsurfing and snowboarding in the same day, just because they can.
"God lives in British Columbia" -Denny Crane

American businessperson: "Let's go up to British Columbia and buy a condo now before their prices jump another 25%."
by bill_y September 4, 2006
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Britishized

To become British like. Adapting to British customs and mannerisms. Conforming to a British lifestyle.
Steve became Britishized after living in London for 5 years.
by G-off July 18, 2006
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british music

The greatest music in the world, the Brits do it better than anyone else.
See Sex Pistols, the Clash, the Beatles, Oasis, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Muse, Radiohead, Blur, Stone Roses, Queen, the Jam, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, the Who, Pulp. Face it, we make music better than all of you.
by Dave Eras April 12, 2004
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British bakery

When your lover puts a krumpet in your rectum during love making to warm it for breakfast the next morning.
We have last night's British bakery to thank for this fabulous breakfast spread
by jerksmersh May 31, 2014
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