brainstorming

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.

Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.

by safety inspector December 20, 2008

Brainstorming

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.

Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.

by Candi Carats July 5, 2022

Russell Rainstorm

The Russell Rainstorm a sexual act where one partner straddles the face of another partner with their anus directly over the other partners nose. While farting the person begins to urinate on the other partner, this making a thunderstorm of farts and urine

That girl really gave me a helluva Russell Rainstorm last night.

by Golden Sterling December 29, 2021

Barnstorming

something exciting or profound.

"what a great movie!" "yes, it was barnstorming!!"

by Ben Holt November 24, 2003

Brainstream

Brainstream: ber-ayn ster-eem

Brainstream is when the mind has various multiple thoughts that begin to find connections within each, therefore each thought is in conjunction with the other and instead of just separated thoughts, they all began to flow together creating a "stream"

Currently my mind is thinking of birds and how they fly, their wings carry them and use their tail to change directions. Planes fly but they use aerodynamics and their wings have to be at a certain degree inorder to maintain flight, but not everything with wings can fly, ostriches don't fly, but they can run really fast, Usain Bolt is the fastest runner in the world, Bolt is from Jamaica, they have beautiful reggae, Bolts of lightening you see for only a split second, split seconds can determine a winner in races, race cars spelt forwards and backwards is the same, is the opposition of the same, opposite? Asking questions can sometimes be better than receiving answers.

I've just had a 5 minute brainstream that started with birds and ended with a question..

by Abstract Minds October 3, 2011

Barnstormer

1. The best venue for original music that ever existed. They also had great pizza. Formerly in Montevallo, AL, this double wide trailer was a second home to many, and hosted bands from across the U.S. and around the world. Closed in 2003 and will forever be missed by all.

2. Originally, a stunt biplane flyer. Name originated from the spectacle of flying a plane through the open doors of a barn.

Q. What are you doing tonite?

A. Going to Barnstormer, Phil & Walon are playing tonight and Pabst is a dollar 'til midnite!

by Mike April 17, 2004

Brainstream Media

Brainstream Media defines the general worldwide media that's using subliminal messaging, NLP, false narratives and pre-written texts in order to corral you to believe a story that isn't (entirely) true. Often times, you'll find that they dispel information, not by tackling the accusation head on, but by talking "around" it and not actually demonstration a real case. It's a dangerous but convincing method of convincing the general population of something being true (or untrue) when in fact, it's incorrect.

The Brainstream media is reporting that Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain all committed suicide.

by MamaBear13 June 9, 2020