An unshaved penis.
My dude last night has a terrible case of the Boney Whiskers.
by Pickles247 March 5, 2018
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The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.
What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.
by Stealthydan January 11, 2023
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A kid that is extremely boney. AKA the bonester is obsessed with shaq and watching movies
Boney Yoyi listens to eminem while masturbating
by Maria Lopes February 13, 2017
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A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.
Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.
by BrownRecluse129 June 30, 2023
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Money Moves for Billionaires
Kardi B may make Money Move, but Kevin O'Leary makes Boney Move
by Matt theMMatthawowejhweanhlonl December 7, 2017
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A naturally attractive breed of Sudanese men, extremely attractive and tenacious. Hot as hell and incredibly built physically. Loves KFC and can sometimes show some homosexual qualities. He frequently proves to be extremely intelligent in many ways
Boney is an alpha male
by Aidsandcancer February 18, 2019
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