by quandle bingle balls December 1, 2022
Get the Patricia bland mug.A white American who lacks swagger, not the kind of man you see on the dance floor but the kind of man you expect to see going to watch the masters in Augusta.
by Realfamsord May 4, 2022
Get the Bland white mug.A black female who was murdered by a police officer in Waller County Jail center who was dead in her mug shot #whathappendtosandybland
by BlackLivesMatter August 19, 2015
Get the sandra bland mug.Noun. Used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.
Fred: Yeah, I was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.
Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.
Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.
by Dr.Erdbeer October 25, 2010
Get the Bland Mine mug.A woman who in all aspects of life is plain. She is not an "outside of the box" kind of girl. She always chooses the same dull things and never tries anything different.
Barbara Bland dresses the same, eats the same plain food, and maintains the same simple style through out the years.
Rather than a peppercorn steak and Spicy noodle she is a chicken and rice kind of gal.
Barbara Bland dresses the same, eats the same plain food, and maintains the same simple style through out the years.
Rather than a peppercorn steak and Spicy noodle she is a chicken and rice kind of gal.
I'm having a dinner party tonight, but not sure what to make since Barbara Bland is coming; Toast it is!
by Debbie.D October 30, 2009
Get the Barbara Bland mug.n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").
adj. Of the college bar variety.
adj. Of the college bar variety.
by CasetteFM September 11, 2009
Get the dave matthews bland mug.A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
by Skidrow911 May 19, 2017
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