Barack Obama Weed

A very strong strain of chronic marijuana with a physical appearance of a very dark exterior and a pure white crystal-coated interior.

After smoking a personal bowl of Barack Obama Weed, i couldn't tell the difference between Obama and McCain.

by BalineusKaplanus January 26, 2009

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

baltar

A scientist turned president that can and does have sex with every female thing that moves. Even aliens... Even his own frakking mind.

to pull a baltar is to have sex randomly and often.

oh hi, i dont believe we've met.....
(6-8 min. later)
*sex*

last night i just totally pulled a baltar

by Jeremy Hughes February 6, 2008

Bantastic

A combination of the words fantastic and banter. To be used for the times the banter on its own is not enough, and fantastic just doesn't make the grade in expressing your past, present or future excitement over a situation or thing.

"I reckon tonight's gonna be bantastic"
"That poker game was bantastic"
"James got some bantastic abuse as regards to his massive shovel hands"
"I thought it was bantastic, but roomey just couldn't hack the manter"

by chezzabakes April 25, 2009

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

Barack Osama

The President of the United States of America. His real name and is the first cousin and brother of Osama Bin Laden

Look Barack Osama is making an address on the televison

by pdesil November 23, 2010

Bartart

When you are not actually mentally challenged, but abuse Xanax enough that your IQ is in the mentally challenged level legally speaking.

Hey why don’t you try and remember something other than lies that you believe because of all the xans you take you are literally a bartart.

by Breezeknees March 17, 2022