A bong is like the holy grail. your search until you find the one that does you proper, then you make praise-and offer burnt sacrifice of tasty marijuana to her every niggghit.
A bong is does right if it has an ice catcher, at least one perculator, at leasat 16 diffusor ports and an ash catcher. ANything else is a joke.
A bong is does right if it has an ice catcher, at least one perculator, at leasat 16 diffusor ports and an ash catcher. ANything else is a joke.
by mioke January 1, 2008
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if you ever tried to smoke a bong without water, you sure know that you should have known before. so here it is: put water into a bong before smoking it.
Remember, always buy a big "small/medium" head.
you can smoke it all with one hit - you can...
my advice: Smoke a lot of bong! The more you smoke - the more you will need to feed that bong!
if you ever tried to smoke a bong without water, you sure know that you should have known before. so here it is: put water into a bong before smoking it.
Remember, always buy a big "small/medium" head.
you can smoke it all with one hit - you can...
my advice: Smoke a lot of bong! The more you smoke - the more you will need to feed that bong!
by Bob Morane the insane Cook February 10, 2010
Get the bong mug.Mostley used by cool people who like getting blazed. A device in which water filters the smoke so no chunks of weed get in ur mouth. You light filled bowl of bud and breath through the end of it. Once it just starts to hurt your throat you release the carb causing a shit load of smoke going down your lungs and then you start coughing like a bitch.
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Get the bong mug.A Bong is a device, often used by people who smoke cannabis, which helps the user ingest an extreme amount of doughnuts. Each use or hit off a bong is called a rip; a typical user will consume between 4 and 12 doughnuts in a normal bong rip. The device consists of a long hollow tube, or chamber, and an air hole, also known as a carb. To prepare the bong for use the user stuffs the desired amount of doughnuts into the chamber. Care must be taken not to stuff too many doughnuts in or the doughnuts will face an obstruction during the high speed exit phase.
Once the bong has been loaded the user wraps their lips around it and turns it upside down. Another person hooks up an air compressor to the carb and starts to inject air around 15 or 20 PSI (2 maple bar). The higher pressure forces the doughnuts down and out the tube. With carefully timed swallowing motions the doughnuts can be swallowed without choking.
A bong is typically purchased at a speciality store for consumers of cannabis known as a supermarket.
See also: vaporizer
Source: Uncyclopedia
Once the bong has been loaded the user wraps their lips around it and turns it upside down. Another person hooks up an air compressor to the carb and starts to inject air around 15 or 20 PSI (2 maple bar). The higher pressure forces the doughnuts down and out the tube. With carefully timed swallowing motions the doughnuts can be swallowed without choking.
A bong is typically purchased at a speciality store for consumers of cannabis known as a supermarket.
See also: vaporizer
Source: Uncyclopedia
by Arm April 29, 2006
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